Thursday, August 28, 2008

SA Immune to 9/11 Attack

Say it with a sting.....

WHAT WILL HAPPEN IF SOUTH AFRICA IS ATTACKED in a 9/11 style attack?

Well.... if that happens, there can be no comparison whatsoever.

That's because in S.A we are much better prepared for these kinds of attacks.

No. 1. We do not construct exaggerated elevated high-rise buildings these days;
squatter camps and duplexes are the order of the day.

No 2. We ALL get stuck in traffic in the morning, so at 8.45am the buildings
would still be empty.

No. 3. Our prestigious fire fighters and police officers will do their utmost
not to get to the spot in time, and will arrive loud and clear just after
everything is over, so there will be no casualties amongst them.

No. 4. Johannesburg International Airport would surely have fouled up the
terrorist's plans by delaying the planes.

No. 5. A South African would never let a terrorist hijack a plane. He would tell
him "Jou ma se p..", beat him up, rob him and the word would spread about how
bad he got it, quicker than a CNN/BBC broadcast. (later, he will also be used
for police dog training).

No. 6. A South African would not have used his cell phone to call home (NO
WAYS); more efficiently he will rather send a "Please call me". A cell phone is
used to defend oneself. A REAL South African would have hit the terrorist over
the head with it...then steal his terrorist weapons and sell it for dagga money
.

AND FINALLY:

If a terrorist ever lived in South Africa for one year and one year only, he
would have been robbed and molested so many times that he would have given up
and gone back home a long time ago...then get shot in the taxi, get robbed of
his passport and credit cards, attempt to flee the gunfire, and get arrested by
the cops later for vagrancy.

You see in South Africa , we are well prepared.

We are proudly South African!


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